Let's face it, you don't become a teenage pop music sensation without enduring a fair amount of scrutiny, and who could scrutinize better than Mojo Nixon?  Few were spared the wrath of this crazed psychobilly rebel rocker, as he lampooned the likes of Don Henley, Rick Astley, David Geffen, O.J. Simpson, and even Spuds McKenzie (ugh, remember that abomination?) before retiring from music in 2004.  He now hosts a show called "The Loon in the Afternoon" on Outlaw Country (Sirius channel 63).

Another target of Mojo's was Debbie Gibson.  Or perhaps she was more of a forbidden underage crush?  Whatever the motivation, "Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child" is the opening cut from 1989's Root Hog or Die, and well, I'll just let the video speak for itself.

Click here to watch the video for "Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child" on YouTube.  Yes, that's Winona Ryder playing Debbie.  By the way, MTV refused to air this clip.  As if MTV needed another reason to suck.