OK, this isn't actually a "song."  It's just a rant from actor/comic Denis Leary, from his 1997 comedy album Lock 'n Load.  Nothing overly insightful here.  No socio-political posturing, no "message."  Just a guy pissed off about coffee, and some other things only somewhat related to coffee.  Yes, I know the whole "www dot something dot com" bit is somewhat dated.  Remember, this was 1997.

But you know what's not dated?  PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!  Yes, people still wear their pants that way.  God, I really hate that.  PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!

Watch the "Coffee" segment on YouTube.  F-bombs galore.

P.S. - PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!