I never wore a mullet.  I never owned a muscle shirt or a muscle car.  Hell, I've barely ever owned a muscle.  And I've never felt compelled to consume large amounts of alcohol while standing in a parking lot.

None of that has prevented me from loving early Van Halen.  I've never been a big devotee of David Lee Roth per se, but no one can deny what he brought to that band while he was in it.  Diamond Dave was a rock star in every sense of the word, but in addition to the charisma, the stage presence and the showmanship, he was a pretty damn good singer to boot.  So DLR-era Van Halen is getting the week-long MSaD treatment.