
"Don't Answer Me" - Alan Parsons Project
by
Max
on Thu 26 Feb 2009 12:10 PM PST

Hadn't planned on posting yet another Alan Parsons Project song, but something, well, came up. Namely, a
2-disc APP compilation that I just downloaded. Nestled within its bowels is a tune called "Don't Answer Me", from 1984's
Ammonia Avenue. When that track came up, a huge light bulb came on.
It was 1984. I had recently moved to a new town, a rather small one with a population of around 4000. And God be praised, we were finally getting
cable. Of course, one of the channels I was most jazzed about getting was - wait for it - MTV. Imagine that, you don't just listen to the radio, it's like you can actually WATCH the radio. All music videos, all the time. Couldn't wait. Eventually, the guy with the big tool belt came by and got us all situated. Before long, we had glorious cable television.
And MTV didn't work. The channel had nothing but static. The cable company said it had "problems."
Well, crapola. I was so disappointed I went out of my way to look for alternatives. VH1 didn't seem to cut it. There was that old
MV3 show, which was kinda cool, but that was only on for an hour a day. And of course, there was a little weekly late-night dealie on NBC called
Friday Night Videos. Usually I would tape it with our newly purchased Beta VCR. All hail format war obsolescence! Saw quite a few clips for the first time on that show, and as you've most likely deduced by now, "Don't Answer Me" was one of them. Really liked both the song and the video at the time. Even with the relative cheese factor, they also had this overall compelling quality to them.
Eventually MTV started working and I watched it regularly throughout my high school years. And I completely forgot about "Don't Answer Me."
Now the song comes up again, 25 years later, and it all comes back. That chorus. That sax solo. That Spector-esque reverb. Hell, the song itself reeks of Spector. Then I watch the video on Der Tube von Du and IT all comes back. That whole cheaply-animated film noir comic book romance schtick. Wow. Big time flashback. Oodles of nostalgic warm fuzziness.
There's still a cheese factor. But it's still strangly compelling.
Watch the video for "Don't Answer Me" on YouTube.